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my crazy weekend
friday
u noe the morning dip into the pool. my day wud b worthless without KINGS so i drop in, unoe, "the usual" coming write up 3 eggs hashbrwon white toast and fresh toast. 6.91. atm. enter ur pin number.
chilin with JUTTY.
went home i think i napped. if no i was at home. woke up maybe. made a peanut buttter sandwich. head off to practice.
recruits came. the WA invasion begins. silly kids wut did they expect? SUNNY Southern California
HAH
so barry gets them each a nice CSUN windbreaker and puts em under an unbrella while we do 2 count them 2 dives all out. as our whole workout. they call me swoops. as Drew takes out his hundred like a body ahead of me at the 50. i take off, and third wall im half a click behind and SWOOP. tie
all hell breaks loose.
boys nite out with the recruit.
never really caught hisname every1 juss calls him the recruit.
bust out mario cart 64. others begin to play sum poker.
sauce opens the door to get some fresh air. then we hear, "THERES SOME BITCHES OUTSIDE WITH TOILET PAPER" we look outside
all our cars are TP'd, shaving creamed and Drews was saran wraped by the girls and the recruits. we chase them down the street hop onto there cars yelling through the neighborhood. eventually were like FUK shaving cream messes up apint. so we hose down our cars while SAuce chases them dwon in his borrowed jetta.
we huddle form a plan of attack. unanimously, we say were gonna icy/hot there suits and get some old rotten eggs from georges frig and toss em in there locker room. BAH their locker rooms were locked. every room is locked excpt for the guys locker room for some reason. shitty aint it.
so we drive round. we hear jessica is trapped in eric's apartment, so we drop of drew there to do his business.
go bakco to chuk/mikes house. MAtt calls and is like all the girls r here at the apartments. sometime before this the guys buy 10 dozen eggs for $10. good deal. we head over to suzie apartment. matts there puts the code in Jutty drives in
a beautiful site. JEnns car, suzies car, jesssicas car, lindsays car, and a random black car all there together. we pile out and start chucking eggs at there cars. were talkin 7 dozen eggs and 2 sets of rotten eggs. well outside a girl see's us and thats her black car and gets pissed and were like FUKso we hop into juttys van and bolt out of there. it was nuts
girls call us and say we took it tooo far
NO
Saturday
wake up watchin our backs. sprint group had weights it was alriite chilla. then we were scheduled to have 3400, but we didnt do warm up very well so megan added 300. :'(
while D group was promissed not over 8 G's, 7950. after it was team time at KINGS to show the recruits this is what we do, even though me and jutty r ther ones always there spending the dough. ya it took 25 mins to get food. and it was crowded like a motha.
got home for some reason was tired and napped for like 2 hrs. woke up bored started callin peeps on wut ppl were doin. no answers.
out 530 or i dunno rolls round schmaltz calls me says him and ness and peeps wanna watch a movie . then ness says she doesnt wanna go. i get the skinny, theres some issues so its a no go. so me and schmlat deicde to go to Olex's house and pik up jeremy and hang or wutever. listened to olex blabble bout being mischevious and stuff some was funny i gotta give him that. but that fart bag was juss messed up.
so we decide to go to chases, but we dun wanna go there and his fmaily went out to dinner and juss eat food at his house, so we decide to drive round and find food for cheap, we find taco bell and chow there. there was a bum lady out there and jeremy has a heart and says save the last burrito we'll give it to her. so we do, but nowhere to b found, probably took off her in her porsche. anways we juss give it to chases mom and say this is for u since we always come over and eat ur food. so first we help teach chases famiyl play patsoy. ya. whatever
hook up the xbox do that for a while. call sum girls on chases fone. ya go home .
sunday
very uneventful
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[23 Jan 2005|07:49pm] |
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so yesterday:
swim meet at CSUN vs. UOP
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE
ya
that didnt happen
enuff said
go to city walk with jeremy, chach, june, lindsay, vanessa, john, erica, lauren
we meet in front of bucca de bippo
heqad over to the foodish area. got tommies chilled with lindsay since she got rubios. had sum talkin going on while every1 else went to panda.
then went down discussed for awhile whether to watch a movie
pretty much all decided not to and juss walk round and play round in stores
so were ALL walking. and notice 3 ppl r missing.
DONDE JOHN ERICA AND LAUREN
::RING RING: o were watchin oceans 12
fuk that shyt
we hear chris is here to so we go to jillians, which jeremy didnt believe was real and not this spaced aged virtual ish. saw that goofy kid hung out there and then walked round
went into that nascar virtual racing game....ya i cant drive stick.
walked more
jer and i went to jamba juice while the chaicas said theywere going to coffe bean. so we get our drinks head over to coffe bean. dun find the girls but that chris baer kid. his friends decide to go home and so hes juss gonnahang wit us for the rest of the nite and snag a ride with them kids that live in in northridge.
girls end up gettin ice cream and we chil in the cofe bean place and stumble upon sum intersting books and
things that make you say BUHHHH
so we head over towards the theather area and we meet up with our AWAL friends
we pop a squat infront of this pizza place for a while.
THEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN
i guess i was supposed to pick up claudia from the enichs house after i drop off june.
no1 told me
11:15 angry fone call from pops
eventually leave drop off jer chach and june
get home a 12
dad with a smile upsidedown
takes away my fone puts it next to claudias confesgated fone.
angry dun sleep till 3
today
tried to b nice to dad and help round the house
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hello
continuing on from my story
CSUn= 6 weeks of winter break
2 weeks later...Conference
next weeks a blur
today i broke my streak of going to KINGS 11 workout days in a row....must revive that
o the time has passed
I've been looking at you, from the corner of my eyes
Checking out your hips, lips, tits and your theighs
I've been wanting to do you, for a mighty long time
You make a pimp wanna sing I - I - I
We'll head to the hills, your dreams I'll fulfill
We could do it how you want, cause I'm oh so real
Tell me you, naw I won't squeal
You wit Da Big Boss Dogg so seal the deal
Pharrell got the Babyface and Snoop got the Whip Appeal, so name the place
This love I bring to you, on the real baby girl
Won't you do me a favor and sing for Snoop
ARE YOU WATCHING THIS?
AMERICAN IDLE NONSENSE
"if i can't express myself through music......i'm going to have to kill myself"
NO
MARIA GOT ELIMINATED
KINGS KINGS KINGS
KINGS ON RESEDA
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[04 Aug 2004|05:48am] |
well its early in the morn. ill se u guys in 2 weeks.
aug 4-7 JO's
aug 8-13 JUnior nationals
talk about bein tired
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[03 Aug 2004|10:08pm] |
sunday
went offroading with brandon. that was awesome. then hung out wit his girlfriend jan for a while. amanda was being pushy. telling me to b with her. then me and bran went to lok for food. we eventually ended up at shermans fashion square. amanda called again. saying shes goin to chases to plan where to go for the day. wasnt too thrilled. but went anyways. i get to chases and go into his house and SORPRESA . all the swimmer friends showed up, threw me a surprise party. that made me happy. then the guys bought me a gift. too bad its not real. then havoc broke loose with waterballon launches, egg fights, people gettin stripped to their ass with sum cock fights. crazy.
monday
my birthday.
swam
went out to dinner with family and amanda
tuesday
hung out wit amanda
swam
shaved down sexy
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[31 Jul 2004|11:31pm] |
so this updating thing doesnt work. it takes tooooooooo long. i have wasted much time updating this thing, juss for the good of other people reading about my life.
lets see
summer= junior olympics
juniors
movies
mall hangouts talkin bout certain people ignoring certain people a few winters ago
did i mention swimming? ya ive hit the pool a few times.
the village was AWESOME saw it wit alex jeremy bryce vanessa june lindsay emi nicole. we all had a ball. scary stuff,.
guess wuts in 2 day. rhymes with smirthday
-Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
-AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
-Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
-AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
-You're not intitled for a tax refund.
-AAHHHHH!
-Was that for Party of Five again?
-No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?
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[22 Jun 2004|09:52am] |
who said summer workout was gonna b easy
...by the way...im exhausted
~Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
~Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
~Oh, oh you speak english
~No, just that first sentence and this one explaining it.
~You .... you're kidding me, right?
~Que?
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[20 Jun 2004|11:21am] |
so
graduated..sad..but need to move on
swimming..did bad..but need to move on.
xbox parties in elam rooms and caoches rooms. crazy.
NOT ALL WAS LOST
BOYS HAVE HOT SUITS NOW.
Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo, man
Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Ooh yeah
Mh
Hey yo, man
Ain't nothin like a nice bowl of cornflakes in the morning
to smooth you out
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw _Mutant Ninja Turtles_
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth
She's
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm
For some reason we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories, for real
And I was in the mood for a homecooked meal
So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause her cornpops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like shredded wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky
Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"
She had a robe with the velours material
Her pops woke up, I said, "Hello Mr. Cereal
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin, I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
CerealMilky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
CerealMilky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
CerealMilky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Then there was Pebbles, times was rough
She was turnin tricks to get her 'coo-coo puff!'
Her mind was gone, but she turned me on, in fact
She was wearin an Apple Jack hat
With a full-link fox and some pink bobby-socks
Her father had a greedy disease, fried chicken pocks
We called him Hungry Jack
He talked like pops, and then he dressed like The Mack
He invited me out to lunch
With a old army buddy of his, Captain Crunch
The waiter said, "Jack, what would you like today?"
He said, "I don't know, just make it Special, 'K?"
He said, "Cool," came back with the order
That's when I said, "Hey yo, Jack, I like your daughter"
He said, "Pebbles? Boy, are your crazy?
I said, "Nah, I wanna ride in a Mercedes
She could sing while I'm swingin my thing
Cause her burgers taste better than Burger King"
He said, "Go party, do some minglin
You and my daughter, your brain must be jinglin"
I said, "It's smooth, no disrespect
She'll sign a pre-nup, so she don't get half of my week check"
Then we walked down the aisle
Our honeymoon was milky - cereal style
You know what I'm sayin?
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
Milky
Cereal
(Baby)
Milky
Cereal
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[09 Jun 2004|10:22am] |
Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Fifty bucks.
She had nine STDs.
Forty-five bucks.
And when we caught her she wet herself.
Fifty bucks.
writing my english final essay/letter to my mentee. its not that its hard, but its reflective on highschool. its touching
haha today kirby gave me a 95 on an essay I DIDNT DO SCORE
i almost got away with me not getting a final in my composition class, but no another senior wants to have a final WHAT!!!
swimming.=OUCH
everything added up to 800
800 swim
2*400 pull
4*200 IM
8*100 descend 1-4
16*50 butterfly kik on back
32*25 #1 stroke (butterfly for neil)
how bout that family guy
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[08 Jun 2004|08:13am] |
Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
me so tired
i got 2 english finals on thurs and friday. must finish these books.
good reading=ALWAYS RUNNING by louis rodriguez
i have to do a semesters worth of physics homework in a week. me and tim will get ripped a new one.
so 1st period, we got sum calculus lab. we had to detertmine the rate of change in saliva and sucking on a lolipop. it was wierd, but it was a good excuse for us to eat candy, and maybe sneak out a few extras. worked with Dimitry. he sucked while i measured. very complex. derivatives linear regression. juss wait itll b fun
2nd period sat and read BLESS ME ULTIMA ehhh.
3rd periodfinished the BAD SEED. crazy kids killin ppl. psychology is nuts. hmm DOTT beter do our project.
4th sat thropugh more intrument projects. YEA WHO GOT A 96 ON A POOPY PAN PIPE. ya that was neil. played pisoy wit tim and chris.
5th doing my ALWAYS RUNNING questions for next class. weve been watching this '88 presidential special on sat night live. pretty funny.
6thmore always running questions.
practice=ouch
im so tight and it feels like the waves r juss tossing me around. damn birmingham. damn vertical kicking might i add. btw after swiming dryland does nothing
hmm tests tommorow. shud read. first LAKERS!!!!
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